Fish People

Gas prices are now much higher in America. We all know this. Some of us saw it coming (though I thought it would happen a lot sooner) and planned for it. We purchased smaller, fuel efficient cars, car pooled, and moved closer to where we work and/or go to school. We may have even taken public transportation now and then. Others, well, they continued living in the suburbs and continued driving their two SUVs 40+ miles to and from work.

You know the type. They insist that they ‘need’ an oversized vehicle to transport their kids to and from school and extra curricular activities. Not that their kids couldn’t walk the mile and half twice a day (yet they wonder why their kids are getting so fat). Despite this claim you usually see the driver alone in their tax-subsidized suburban tanks. You usually see them most often when they are right in front of you, blocking 90% of your visibility. That’s when you can’t help but notice that, more often than not, somewhere on the backs of these eye-sores, there is a little metal stylized fish.

That’s right, the owners of these monsters are often Christians. I couldn’t find any hard statistics to confirm this anecdotally formed opinion, but it stands to reason considering two commonly accepted facts. 1. Liberals are more likely to drive smaller, fuel-efficient vehicles. 2. Christians are more likely to be conservatives. Thus Christians are more less likely to drive smaller automobiles. Regardless, the point of this rant post is to highlight some hypocrisies of the Christian SUV/minvan driver, and how that hypocrisy has reached new heights recently.

How is ownership of a large, fuel-inefficient vehicle hypocritical for the Christian? Greed. First of all, SUVs are tax-subsidized, meaning that people rich enough to buy a large vehicle save money at the cost of everyone else, including those who cannot afford such a vehicle. Second, they produce more pollution. Harming everyone via the environment is not excused by the convenience of having a large vehicle. Third, SUVs are more safe for the owner (presuming they opt for the non-flipping kind), but less safe for everyone else. Fourth, they create a disproportionate amount of road damage for which everyone’s taxes must be used. And Finally, they create a high demand for gasoline which has pushed prices up for everyone. Continue reading…

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Of course these reasons are hypocritical for anyone who considers themselves a good and conscientious person, not just Christians. But here’s where a few Christians have taken it to new heights. A group of activist have started praying for lower gas prices! Why? Because lower gas prices would help the poor to make ends meat? No, because “Someone’s making a lot of money and it’s really, really wrong,” according to Rocky Twyman, founder of Prayer at the Pump. He goes on to say, “We call on God to intervene in the lives of the selfish, greedy people who are keeping these prices high.” So it’s other people’s greed he’s admonishing. He does not, however, admonish the greed of those driving gas guzzling large vehicles. Nor does he promote increasing fuel economy, which would lower demand and reduce prices of gas. No. He wants God to lower gas prices for a country where two automobile homes are the norm. He wants God to enable us to continue our hyper-consumptive lifestyles.

Rocky Twyman and like-minded Christians disgust me. Several American news outlets describe his idea as a radical solution. I have no problem with characterizing his beliefs as ‘radical’, but it’s certainly not a ’solution’. Instead of seeking real alternatives, like lobbying the government to end SUV subsidies and applying the taxes to the development of alternative fuels or promotion of fuel economy, they ask God to ‘intervene’ in the capitalistic market. They want Him to end the greed of others so that they may continue their own. Even if their God was real, He’d see right through their ploy and take no action. If they took the time to examine their own lives, they’d recognize that and make real solutions in their own lives instead of lazily asking someone else to do it for them.

After all,

God helps those who help themselves.
-Benjamin Franklin (not the Bible)